comedy shayari hindi | jokes shayri
1) BF ke piche kharcha karne ka natija batane wali shayari ...😃😄😁😁
Jindagi ki rah mein akela Chala ja Raha Hun.
gaur farmaiyega... jindagi ki rah mein akela Chala ja Raha hu.
kyunki loan lekar khilaya krta tha us bewafa ko pizza.. isliye aaj bheekh mang kar kha Raha Hun.
2) ladki ko dhamki wali shayari...😃😄😁😁
yeh Jo Teri yad mere Dil mein hai use Dil se Mita dunga.
yah Teri yad mere Dil mein hai use Dil se Mita dunga.
khabardar agar mujhe diya tune Dhokha to
Tujhe aide kar teri behan ko pata lunga...
3). Ladki ka Raj kholne wali shayari..😃😄😁😁
Kuchh to tha uski julfon mein ghanton tak apni julfen sahlaya karti thi.
ki kuchh to tha uski julfon mein ghanto tak apni julfe sehlaya kryi thi.
ek din chhupke kya dekh liya humne hamen pata hi chal gaya uska raaz...
ki Kamini balon se Juye nikalkar khaya karti thi!!
comedy shayari hindi | jokes shayri
4)ek shayari tumhare kamine dost ki taraf se...😃😄😁😁
Dekhoge agar galat najar se dikhegi har jagah kharabi tumhen..
aur agar achhchi nazar se dekhoge to dikhegi har ladki
Tumhari bhabhi tumhe..
5)dhamki vali shayri...😃😄😁😁
jab hum nikle gaav se pulisne har taraf nakabandi kar di..
Banda mar kar laash latka di jail me...
Humne itni gandi harkat kar di..
6) propose karne wali shayri...😃😄😁😁
Gulabi hont aur rang tera sawala hai..
Bas itna tu jaan le baby
Tere pichhe jo pada hai vo ladka thoda bawala hai ..
7)meme wali shayari...😃😄😁😁
khud ko husn ki pari samajhti ho.
Sach me tum itni achchi ho kya?
Aur baat baat me runth jati ho chhoti bachchi ho kya?
8)shayri jo bataye gf kaisi chahiye..😃😄😁😁
koi fark nahi padata agar wo rang ki sawali
Magar dil ki saaf ho..
Aap apna batao
Kyonki is dil me to sirf aap ho.
9) jara hatke shayri...😃😄😁😁
Jo marji vo kaho chalega
Lekin majak me bhi aisi baat mat karna..
Tum meri duniya ho aur mujhse duniya chhodne ki baat mat krna..
10) gajab sapne wali shayari..😃😄😁😁
Bahut gajab aane Lage Hain aajkal mujhe sapne bhi.
main nach raha tha shaadi mein apni hi.
Gale se mere noton ki mala ek chor le Gaya.
main uske piche bhaga aur Dulhan ko meri koi aur le Gaya.
11) sapne wali shayari.😃😄😁😁
Vo kehti thi
Meri shaadi hogi Amir aadami se Aisa mujhe sapne mein dikhta hai.
Aajkal vah silai Sikh rahi hai aur uska husband sabji bechta hai.
12)galat fehmi vali shayri...😃😄😁😁
teen teen mahinon ka recharge karvata Raha, bad mein pata chala vah to launda hai,jisse chal rahi thi meri chatting..
ab to Bhai sar ke bal bhi ho gaye safed, fir bhi nahin Hui hamari setting.
comedy shayari hindi | jokes shayri
13) attitude vali shayri..😃😄😁😁
1 number ho ya 2 number hum unme se hai jo khule aam karte hai..
Salo...tum karo ladkiyo ke dilon pe raaj aur hum baap ka naam roshan karte hai..
14) apne baare me jaankari deti shayari ..😃😄😁😁
tum maan lo to hum tumhare hai..nahi to hamara kya hai ,hum tumhare bina bhi reh lenge..
Tumhe jaana hai chhod ke to beshak jao...
Hum kisi aur ko babu shona keh lenge..
15) izhaar vali shayei..😃😄😁😁
Vo meri lichi mai uska anaar ho gaya yaar.
Lagta hai mujhe usse ho gaya hai sachha wala pyaar.
16)sachchai chhipane wali shayri..😃😄😁😁
dher sara make up uper se filter laga ke cheating karti hai..
Kambakht kehti hai, babu mai dhup me kali ho gai jab hamse real me meeting karti hai..
17) late izhaar vali shayri..😃😄😁😁
College me ek ladki mujhe dekh kar hasi thi, kai saalo baad mil mere saare aoftwears update ho gaye..
Is baar maine usse bol daala ..tumse pyaar krta hu,mujhse shadi karogi..
Vo boli beta ab to mere chhar bachche hai..tum late ho gaye.
18) ulta pulta duniya wali shayri..😃😄😁😁
Machhliya aassman me udne lage..parinde pani me tairte lage .
Famous hona hai to kuchh bhi...ladke salvar aur kamiz pehnane lage..
19) attitude wali shayari..😃😄😁😁
Jarurat bilkul nahi hai mujhe kisi bhi trah ki branded chijo ki... kyonki mai khud ek brand hu.
Aur nahi chalta mai trend ke saath ..
20) badle wali shayri...😃😄😁😁
Mai to sachche dil se saath uska nibhata par pyar mera mujhe cheat kar gaya...
Use bahot ghamand tha apne aundar chehre par ..
Shayad meri baddua lagi hogi use..
Ek din kauaa uski shakal par beat kar gaya..
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